Listen fellow people 'cause I've got something to tell
I was at this club, right, it was bad as hell
I met this booty lady, she looked sharper than an eye
I didn't know by then she'd mess up my life
I said you've got to join me, where ever I may roll
We jumped into a cab and headed for my home
Well inside my room she worked on my erection
All kind of drunk, horny, sloppy with protection
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late

Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what i prefer